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ticklemedoeface:

Finstock’s view of Stiles:

- Masturbates multiple times a day

- Is into bondage

- Has a huge dick

- Is into group sex

(inspired by x)

smallnico:

look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.

smallnico:

look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

xxwritingsinsnottragediesxx:

So can we exchange body heat in your passenger seat?

xxwritingsinsnottragediesxx:

So can we exchange body heat in your passenger seat?

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

zombienationxo:

I love puns.

simsgonewrong:

So my sim for some reason kept swimming around in the ground and then standing up picking up the microwave meal then putting it down and started swimming in the ground again, she kept doing this until she drowned.

simsgonewrong:

So my sim for some reason kept swimming around in the ground and then standing up picking up the microwave meal then putting it down and started swimming in the ground again, she kept doing this until she drowned.

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

myladycatelyn:

The houses of Game of Thrones reimagined as modern brands (x)

i think i choked on tears at ‘Frey celebrations’

kaworu420:

i have three moods

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